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Life has been wild this past year.

Made a move from my comfort zone of NJ to the unknown city of Boston.  Came here with no friends, ready to begin the journey of my life.

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I was so bored and since “all the cool kids are doing it,” I decided to give it a shot.  Here’s the results of my Advanced Global Personality Test.  I think its… somewhat accurate. Read more »

I was having issues getting Flock to be my default browser in Vista.  Flock, which is an awesome browser based on the Firefox browser, was set as my default browser within Vista.  However, when clicking on links and whatnot in emails, IMs and RSS feeds on Trillian, etc, the websites were opening in Internet Explorer (IE7).  This is not good.
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I ordered me some shirts this weekend from this website I found in an article on wired.com.

The shirts have the following designs:

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For what? 

(Emotionally heart-wrenching pictures follow)

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So I was playing Zelda: Twilight Princess and I was fighting a monkey with a big red ass when suddenly, the Wii completely locked up.

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So, this Nintendo Wii is pretty awesome, so far.  However, since the gameplay is very interactive, it's given me quite a work out.

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So, my 2 roommates and I were the only 3 people to be at Sears this morning for the Wii release.

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So, I got a PS3 for sale. Want it? Contact me using the contact link above. 

Dear Russian Spammers,

Maybe you don't quite get it, but I don't speak Russian.  I cannot read Russian either. Even if I could, I wouldn't order your diet pills, sex toys, buildings, beer dispensers, and other weird products you try to sell me through email.  If you are going to send me spams, at least send me spams I can read and understand. Hell, they don't even have to make sense, like this one:

A dwarf, an albino, several dead bodies, the pope, and Chevy Chase are all involved. But now his memory has been systematically erased by a town determined to put an end to Freddy once and for all. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Based on the debut novel by Chuck Palanhiuk. that is, except for the bloodthirsty zombies that have completely inhabited the island.

 See, at least that is somewhat funny and entertaining. So to all you Russian spammers out there, please please please stop sending me Russian spam. If you're going to flood my inbox with your crap, at least make it English.

Thank you.